Last weekend, The Prince dropped a 200-lb television set on his toe. If you're like his daughter, you may be worried that the TV might have broken. Since it's not ours, I had much less concern about that since his toe looks so grotesque that I can't in any good conscience even put a photo up of it.
The good news is, neither his toe, nor the TV set, are broken. Just oozing, multi-colored, slightly dented, and with a dead nail on top. But it didn't stop The Rabbit from yelling this morning: "Daddy! Your toe is BLACK!!!"
Let's just say I'm sleeping under my own set of covers. Forgive me, but I don't want to come anywhere near this mess.