My life has become a walking petri dish. Between the exposure to lice and pink eye (just this week), The Rabbit knocked this one out last night. "I have a secret." (Really not good words to hear from your child after finding out her class is infested again with lice.) "Okay. Tell me." "You can't get mad." (Too late.) "Okay. I won't" "Promise." (Sigh) "I promise." "You don't break your promises. Remember?" "Rabbit. Just tell me." "Remember when you told me not to jump in those leaves? When we were walking home? Because there was poop?" (eyes rolling into back of head now.) "Remember?" "Yeeeeesssss." "Because I was wearing my new boots. Remember?" "Where are the boots." "You said you wouldn't get mad!" (running to room) "Where are they!" "That's not fair! I'm not telling!" (stopping) "Okay. I'm not...
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