Tuesday, April 01, 2008

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say...

Recently, I've been cryptic of the things in our lives that have been causing problems in our household. No more details but I will say they basically manage to cover all the bases of normal life stresses: work concerns, lawyers who steal money from you, best friends of 15 years who drop you because you don't want to discuss politics, and your children.

Very normal stuff.

But lately I have found that instead of wanting to rant about these things, I have become a bit of a recluse. Clammed up. Shied away from most contact other than that forced upon me, like when picking up The Rabbit, smiling at The (S)mothers and trying very hard not to make eye contact so as to not have to engage even in that normal banter: "How ya doing!"

I guess I know I should just smile and say, "Great." But it's so that I'm afraid if I open my mouth, swarms of flies and bees will erupt out and cause perfectly normal G-d fearing folk to back away in stunned repulsion.

And so I've decided to just stay silent. If you don't have anything nice to say....just wear a baseball cap over your hair, plug the iPod in, and raise your hand in a gesture that says: "Just stay back 15 feet and all will be fine."

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