Wednesday, June 23, 2010

This is me, Mama the Hut

  • Swollen ankles? Tick.
  • Sausage fingers? Tick.
  • Double chinny chin chin? Tick.
  • Pincheable chubber cheeks? Tick.
  • Backside so expanded it could qualify as a dwarf planet? Tick.
  • Boobs large enough to make Dolly Parton retch? Tick.
  • Stomach like a helium balloon? Tick.
  • Mood so foul it could sour the milk of every cow on the planet? Tick tock.
Enough already. Let's get this bloody show on the road.

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