This is me, Mama the Hut

• Swollen ankles? Tick.
• Sausage fingers? Tick.
• Double chinny chin chin? Tick.
• Pincheable chubber cheeks? Tick.
• Backside so expanded it could qualify as a dwarf planet? Tick.
• Boobs large enough to make Dolly Parton retch? Tick.
• Stomach like a helium balloon? Tick.
• Mood so foul it could sour the milk of every cow on the planet? Tick tock.

Enough already. Let's get this bloody show on the road.