Swollen ankles? Tick. Sausage fingers? Tick. Double chinny chin chin? Tick. Pincheable chubber cheeks? Tick. Backside so expanded it could qualify as a dwarf planet? Tick. Boobs large enough to make Dolly Parton retch? Tick. Stomach like a helium balloon? Tick. Mood so foul it could sour the milk of every cow on the planet? Tick tock. Enough already. Let's get this bloody show on the road.
Sublime stuff from New York and Dubai